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Well it’s over, my life as I know it anyway.This summer was my last fatal attempt at
being cool before going to school. I think I succeeded….
At the end of May I took a trip to Virginia Beach with a few
friends. We hit all the good spots, bojangles, a wing place the liquor store….
I went out one night and decided I want to dance. We searched all over the
freaking place and were finally pointed in the direction of a club. What we
weren’t told it was an 18 and over club. This didn’t affect my wanting to
dance, even if we were the only ones dancing. Of course by the time the cupid
shuffle came on I had an actually dance injury, my knee cap literally moved to
the side of my leg…yeah maybe you aren’t 18 anymore asshole.
A week passed and I soon found myself bathing in the warm
carribbean sun! Cancun has all you could possibly want and a lot of what you
don’t. It’s full of horny 18 year olds and their cougar mothers… There airport
also comes complete with a walmart in construction…of you you’ve got to love
the Good Ol’ USA.No worries I didn’t
really leave the hotel and by that I mean I didn’t really leave the bar. With the
help of my evil cohort CoCo we made sure we caused them to have a loss on their
all inclusive deal! We also made friends with the bartenders who we got to
serve us shots even though they weren’t supposed to…yeah we were wild.
I flew back to Michigan and brought my vehicle back to they
city. Changed my residency and everything…goodness I’m growing up.After that I took two weeks and went to
different trainings for work….that’s right folks I am now an expert on not
working the whole month of June. I went to a training close to Tracella Deville
and she lead me to a little bar that is not known to the rest of the world, I
would right more…but I’d have to kill you.
July 4th came and I went back to Michigan for 5
days, spending time with the family and making sure to get as much sun and
swimming time in a possible. After my return I made sure that every weekend
since last I was either at a beach or a water park….and let’s not get started
on the state of my liver at this point…
So here I am the night before my first day of L School and
despite being a little apprehensive I have to say I am ready, and you know
what..maybe my life won’t really changed that drastically when it comes down to
it…but I did have one hell of a summer.